Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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