for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.