Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?