Don't you send me to vm
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down