Non-Jews are for practice
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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