You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
