windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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