i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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