I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
is it fun? or sober?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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