New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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