no, he came in my armpit
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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