just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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