K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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