Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.