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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We don't really communicate like that.

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  Communicate like what?

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  Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.

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