Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.