Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
is this the sara with the beer cane?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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