I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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