I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.