Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
smell my finger.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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