Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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