Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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