this boner is exhausting
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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