Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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