Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
