You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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