I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
just come out here and I will go home with you...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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