Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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