it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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