It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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