Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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