there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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