just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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