Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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