Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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