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She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.

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(334): She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard. http://tfl.nu/xu4e

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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans

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(336): nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans http://tfl.nu/j158

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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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(240): Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea. http://tfl.nu/4ze6

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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."

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(715): In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy." http://tfl.nu/mr96

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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.

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(540): I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him. http://tfl.nu/377w

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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.

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(512): apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls. http://tfl.nu/xowh

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.

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(570): i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network. http://tfl.nu/mmjy

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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.

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(401): the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex. http://tfl.nu/qat1

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.

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(508): dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM. http://tfl.nu/7fg3

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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.

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(562): He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break. http://tfl.nu/ad1k

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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch

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(213): Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch http://tfl.nu/21eo

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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.

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(914): I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder. http://tfl.nu/btge

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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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(714): I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again http://tfl.nu/ze4i

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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?

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(424): Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo? http://tfl.nu/93zn

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(317): View more from Indiana

You need a sexual gate keeper

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(317): You need a sexual gate keeper http://tfl.nu/r2za

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