Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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It's just like the Real World with babies
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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