sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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