Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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