Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You have to summon your inner elephant
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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