Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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