Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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