I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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