I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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