Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
someone threw a dead crab at me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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