We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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