Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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