So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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