You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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