are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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