She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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