Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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