Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he shaved USA in his pubs
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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