Midget sex pt 2 tonight
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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